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By Ashe. G
My boyfriend is moving into the flat above his nan. Which means I must make it look homely so I can stay there occasionally until I’m able to move in fully with him :3
Chibi- The Birthday Massacre
Took me 3 hours on GIMP to do this.
I drew my (now ex) manager being eaten by a duck.
I forgot to give them my locker key, so I jokingly said I would send her a hand written letter saying:
I haff forgotan to giff yoo yoor key bak. I thowed eet in da lakee. iff yoo evar wont to see yoor key agen, yoo will haff too find eet beetch. i hope yoo gett eetan by duckss. i dwaar yoo a piktur off yoo beein eetan bi a duck. i yoosd all off mi cwayonz.
This only came about because she was pretty much treating me like a child. I’m nearly 20…I would so send her that just for a laugh but I think she would work out it was me xD
So I just noticed that people are being hacked, which is made evident by every post being this:
Dearest `Tumblr’ users,
We have taken the liberty of upgrading your (rather tasteless, we must say) blog to our premier GNAA Deluxe Gary Niger (pictured to the left) Signed Edition! This is in response to the seemingly pandemic growth and world-wide propagation of the most FUCKING WORTHLESS, CONTRIVED, BOURGEOISIE, SELF-CONGRATULATING AND DECADENT BULLSHIT THE INTERNET EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF FACILITATING. However, we do not believe you are beyond redemption! All you have to do is DRINK BLEACH AND DIE YOU EMO, SELF-INSISTING, SELF-DEPRECATING, SELF-INDULGENT EMPTY HUSKS OF HUMAN BEINGS. REPEAT AFTER ME: I WISH I WAS PROFOUND, BUT I’M NOT! I WISH I WAS ORIGINAL, BUT I’M NOT! I WISH MY IMPENDING DEATH WAS OF ANY CONSEQUENCE, BUT IT IS MOST CERTAINLY NOT! Your last chance for redemption hinges upon your death; your death which was most fortunately prescribed by your most unfortunate birth. Fret not, dear emo, your death will be regarded as a sacrifice to humanity; to die a martyr is a glorious death, and will likely be your highest contribution to society.
SHOUTZ: LITERALKA - DOLPHIN/DZL - BERRY/BRR - RORY - INFID3L - INCOG
P.S. Attempting to delete these posts will delete your tumblr account ;] But, by all means, go ahead!
So, if you see that appear, this is why…